Kids…soccer, little league, baseball, football, knitting, cheer leading, PTA,
Camping
Going to lake
Wife…gardening, weekend away, because she said so
Family reunion
Birthday
Halloween
Hunting season… I’m afraid of getting shot
Hunting season…. Oh, this is a special hunt and I got picked
Oh…. Elk hunt at the zoo
Waiting on parts
I do not have a will or trust yet
Moving
I am so afraid to offend Randy or Dale I will do nothing
Baby sitting
Going to Idaho
Going on some other ride that I never thought to invite the rest of you.
My battery is dead
I am afraid of Dale and think he will leave me out there
I am afraid to be seen with Dale
I am afraid to be arrested with Dale
My probation officer says only half days then I have to be back home
My body says I must be home before the cramps set in.
I am wanted in most other counties in Northern California
I do not have a chain saw
I do not want to haul a chain saw.
If I wait long enough someone else will do it.
My spark arrestor is on order but…….
Given my witness protection deal……..
Since that misunderstanding with the little boy scout……..My attorney say I shouldn’t
Oh my It’s Harvest time…I cant because ah…..my friend needs some help
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